Top four things to do for kids who visit my house for a play date:
* squash slugs;
* feed snails to chooks;
* be chased, screaming, by the Kris-witch until someone cries in fear;
* pick up the ever-present piles of dog poo on the back 'lawn'.
We also have one little guest who likes to vaccuum and wash walls when she's around.
I'm learning not to over-think the entertaining of children.